7.  Anything that involves Southern Comfort in any amount.  Straight/mixed/ with a chaser - it doesn't matter.  The goal is to reach the point where for a year, the mention of the name will make you barf right then and there, and 15 years after the last time you tasted the stuff, you still remember the smell and it nauseates you.  If you can make yourself sick over the memory of a smell, imagine what a taste will do for you. 

Aaaiiiieeee!!