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Monday, November 12
This site is dead - Go to messengerpuppet.com
by
Dr. Gonzo
on Mon 12 Nov 2007 05:00 PM MST
Wednesday, April 4
F*** you, CVS
by
Dr. Gonzo
on Wed 04 Apr 2007 03:40 PM MST
3.30.07 10 am
Me (as Arthur Denton): Give me some fucking morphine Orin Scrivello, DDS: Okey-dokey 3.30.07 4 pm DDS: Give this man some fucking morphine. CVS Pharmacy® - Expect Something Extra ®: Okey-dokey 3.30.07 5:30 pm Me (nearly dead from pain): Where's my fucking morphine? CVS: We have no record of a scrip being called in. meds.exe 10 request meds 20 if meds=0 then 40 30 else 60 40 clutch temples 45 scream "fuck" 50 go to 10 60 mmmm,vicodin 70 go to 60 3.31.07 some chick: Look what I have Me: Mmmm. Also, thanks for the percocet. 4.4.07 11 am DDS: How'd those meds work out? ME: "We have no record of a scrip being called in." DDS: WTF? Me: Duh! DDS: They were idiots when I called it in. DDS: They suck Me: Duh! 4.4.07 2 pm Me: Here is another chance to give me some fucking morphine. CVS: Give us your ID. Pwned by Patriot Act. Me: Evs, fucktards. Here it is, now GIVE ME MY FUCKING MORPHINE!!! CVS: That will be about 45 minutes sir 4.4.07 7 pm Me: Here is another your last chance to give me some fucking morphine. CVS: We don't have a record of that scrip Me: run meds.exe CVS: Oh, here it is. We just need to fill it. That will be just a few minutes, sir. Later... Me: mmm vicodin Karma: ha! No effect, bitch! Me: *screams* |
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