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Whelping score card - 13
Some of you are keeping score. As of sometime this year, my sister Buzzkill is up to 13 kids. All singles. I am a bad relative because I cannot name them all, although I can distinguish between the oldest and youngest. I can name the first 5 in order, but that only proves that I stopped paying attention AFTER about 1994. I checked the math and she has been pregnant (stacked end to end) longer than I have known my spouse. Buzzkill obviously did not get the bulletin from these folks.
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Re: Whelping score card - 13
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PurpleCar
on Fri 30 Apr 2004 09:09 AM MST | Profile | Permanent Link
Are you serious? Or am I not getting the joke?
Re: Whelping score card - 13
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Dr. Gonzo
on Fri 30 Apr 2004 09:49 AM MST | Profile | Permanent Link
This is totally true except that her name is not Buzzkill - that is just a description, and I can probalby name 11, but will screw up the order on the back half. She is the functional equivalent of a Mormon or a Catholic as far as the "rationale" for having all these kids (although this has nothing to do with rationality) and for her chosen method of birth "control" (which is imaginary).
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