In our last episode, Reverend Dinkerson had just committed felonious assault on a water pipe, due to spectacularly bad, wrong advice from pops.
Last month a battalion of civil engineers and some $8/ hour migrant laborers from in front of Home Depot arrived at la casa pendejo to get medieval on the front yard with a backhoe.
Broken valve: fissed
Yard: ready for mudbowl 2005.
Bill: $47.47
Incarceration for stupidity: forestalled for now.
In case you wondered.
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Thursday, October 27
Things My Dad Was Wrong About, Part 612 - the Aftermath
by
Dr. Gonzo
on Thu 27 Oct 2005 01:02 PM MST
Jesus Wept
by
Dr. Gonzo
on Thu 27 Oct 2005 10:55 AM MST
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