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View Article  It's still 2006 here.
Nanner, nanner, nanner.

I am not sure if that is a good thing or not. I do not think 2007 can possibly be weirder.  Differently weird. like when I get fired.  Or laid.  Or some other sort of equally implausible where did that come from event.  But not more weird.

So here to you, Mr. 2006.  I don't think you entirely lived up to your promise, (clue 1 - I am taking a break from World of Warcraft to write crap on the internet) but you did have your moments:  Superstar, Madonna (reprise), Chicago, and that other thing,  your bits of comic relief:  grannies and stalkers, strip clubs with Cracker, and a few fun "life flashing before your eyes" glimpses into the future. 

Good bye, 2006, and Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego Karma.
View Article  Happy Biker Christmas

Seriously

Fartknocker

Nothing says ”don’t fuck with this elf” like bike leather, tight black t and blue jeans & black Snake boots.  Except the words ”don’t fuck with this elf,” which are surprisingly effective,when yelled at a six year old in the 3 hour line at Best Buy.   Sadly, they are both equally effective on his mom.

 

No, this didn’’t happen.  Some chick out with her kid did think I was hot, but that was just the egg nog talking.