TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Completely Fake Name:
Yacatto Xicotencatl
Birthday:
August 28
Current Location:
A chair
Eye Color:
Blue
Hair Color:
brown
Height:
5-6 or something
Right Handed or Left Handed:
write - left, throw - right, bat - either
Your Heritage:
Descended from Norse gods
The Shoes You Wore Today:
none-yet. Skaters later
Your Weakness:
Superstars, Kryptonite
Your Fears:
rejection, jail , carnies
Your Perfect Pizza:
anything and/or everything on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
sell my house for a million dollars
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
im sux
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Dammit! It was only a dream
Your Best Physical Feature:
whatever it is that they stare at @ the gym
Your Bedtime:
somewhere in the 10 pm-3 am hours, or while at work
Your Most Missed Memory:
this minute, it's "where the hell did I put my car keys"
Pepsi or Coke:
neither - trying to kick my coke cola habit
McDonalds or Burger King:
I worked at one, so neither. Don't ask.
Single or Group Dates:
single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Processed tea sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla:
chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:
I quit when I quit smoking
Do you Smoke:
I quit 7 years ago
Do you Swear:
Fuck no! Goddammit, I meant yeah. Yes.
Do you Sing:
Badly
Do you Shower Daily:
Like clockwork.
Have you Been in Love:
Ever? I think so.
Do you want to go to College:
Only for football games or shows. Been there, did that otherwise .
Do you want to get Married:
Again? Not bloody likely.
Do you believe in yourself:
Like, "do I exist? " Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Only when the car isn't moving, but the bridge is.
Do you think you are Attractive:
I must be a little, based on my recent social calendar.
Are you a Health Freak:
a little - dropped 70 lbs since May, I go to the gym 3-4 hours a week.
Do you get along with your Parents:
much more than I ever expected. Or they expected, based on the whole "lost 80s."
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Yes - the ones in Boulder that come every day at 4:30. Monsoons are OK, too.
Do you play an Instrument:
"Play?" Funny. Pretend? Yes. French Horn in school; electric bass now
In the past month have you drank Alcohol:
Yes. Beer, some awesome wine and even some liquor.
In the past month have you Smoked:
In a moment or two of weakness, but it was while on a date, so it doesn't count against me.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Just Rx and vitamins
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
YES!!! Best month ever in that sense.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
yes - I have daughters. There is no way to avoid it.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
no
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Only at Barnes and Noble, chasing my kid
In the past month have you been Dumped:
No. *knocks on wood, crosses fingers, crosses self, rubs a bald guy's head...*
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
It's fricking winter, so NO. But I would under the right circumstances. Like a HEATED indoor pool. Or a vodka bender.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Does intellectual property count? Bandwidth?
Ever been Drunk:
Hmm. I have to say yes
Ever been called a Tease:
Actually, I've been one a couple of times
Ever been Beaten up:
yes. Some asshole named Bob, and some midget punk who tried to bike-jack me.
Ever Shoplifted:
Let me tell you about the 5th Amendment...
How do you want to Die:
at the hands (paws?) of axe wielding, tweaked lemurs. Or like that guy at the end of the Meaning of Life (the "chased by bikini girls" guy, not Mr. Creosote)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
cooler than my peers.
What country would you most like to Visit:
Right now, even Canada sounds good, although tropical + ocean + mountains > *
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
blue or green
Favourite Hair Color:
red
Short or Long Hair:
long
Height:
under 7'= no worries
Weight:
being reasonably fit is good, but it's not about meeting some number
Best Clothing Style:
whatever looks hot
Number of Drugs I have taken:
legal - 10? others - 1, I think. Do attempts count?
Number of CDs I own:
100+
Number of Piercings:
0. Came close once, but it clashed with the mullet.
Number of Tattoos:
0, but subject to change
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
17
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